The Top 15 Questions on the Spice Girl Job Application > 15> In space provided, tell us why you want, why you really, > really, want this job. > > 14> Do you have any detectable vestige of talent, besides your > hooters? > > 13> Would it, like, bother you to be the target of unrelenting > hatred? > > 12> How would you best describe yourself? > ( ) An energetic self-starter > ( ) A team player > ( ) A tasty, albeit untalented, bit of crumpet > > 11> True or false: A mosh pit is the seed of the mosh fruit. > > 10> "I am willing to trade sexual favors for a career in the music > industry." ( )Yes ( )No > > 9> How many times have you been kicked out of a karaoke bar? > > 8> Does nudity bother you? If so, should I put my clothes back on? > > 7> Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of > individual free will in light of the deterministic theories of > neurochemical medicine and modern behavioralist psychology. > Just kidding!! Seriously, do you like leather mini-skirts? > > 6> Are you deceptively attractive in colored or stroboscopic light? > > 5> Choose an appropriate nickname: Sexy, Nasty, Sweetie, Chlamydia. > > 4> Have you ever been convicted of combining vertical and > horizontal stripes? > > 3> If two trains leave Liverpool an hour apart at 90 kilometers, > and 75 kilometers an hour, respectively, how would you look in > spandex? > > 2> Does the term "force majeure in perpetuity" make you afraid or > just giggly? > > and the Number 1 Question on the Spice Girl Job Application... > > 1> If required as part of your deal with Satan, would you be > willing to help alleviate Prince Charles's loneliness?