The Top 15 Questions on the Spice Girl Job Application

> 15> In space provided, tell us why you want, why you really,
>     really, want this job.
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> 14> Do you have any detectable vestige of talent, besides your
>     hooters?
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> 13> Would it, like, bother you to be the target of unrelenting
>     hatred?
>
> 12> How would you best describe yourself?
>         ( ) An energetic self-starter
>         ( ) A team player
>         ( ) A tasty, albeit untalented, bit of crumpet
>
> 11> True or false: A mosh pit is the seed of the mosh fruit.
>
> 10> "I am willing to trade sexual favors for a career in the music
>     industry."  ( )Yes  ( )No
>
>  9> How many times have you been kicked out of a karaoke bar?
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>  8> Does nudity bother you? If so, should I put my clothes back on?
>
>  7> Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of
>     individual free will in light of the deterministic theories of
>     neurochemical medicine and modern behavioralist psychology.
>     Just kidding!!  Seriously, do you like leather mini-skirts?
>
>  6> Are you deceptively attractive in colored or stroboscopic light?
>
>  5> Choose an appropriate nickname: Sexy, Nasty, Sweetie, Chlamydia.
>
>  4> Have you ever been convicted of combining vertical and
>     horizontal stripes?
>
>  3> If two trains leave Liverpool an hour apart at 90 kilometers,
>     and 75 kilometers an hour, respectively, how would you look in
>     spandex?
>
>  2> Does the term "force majeure in perpetuity" make you afraid or
>     just giggly?
>
>  and the Number 1 Question on the Spice Girl Job Application...
>
>  1> If required as part of your deal with Satan, would you be
>     willing to help alleviate Prince Charles's loneliness?